THIS. Never fails me to laugh so hard. XD

Translation:

Gero: Ponponpon…hmmm… Kyary Pamyu Pa..m… ummmm…. She’s cute, cute. She has an adorable voice. Cute voice *clears throat*, cute voice *clears throat*…..

Hai~♥ Ah! It’s very nice to meet you~♥

That’s just disgusting…

Yosh! This is perfect. Let’s start.

Lyrics: 

If all of us went skipping in that crossing
If we stood holding hands in the center of that town and looked up at the sky
If you want to take a chance somewhere in that city
Then it’s still too early to cry — all you can do is keep moving forward, no, no

It’s okay for it to come popping out
If that never happens, it gets boring, doesn’t it?
I put on my headphones and get lost in the rhythm
And my own path opens up with a way-way

All the things bursting and charging ahead
Are they showing up so fast? Your feelings
Poi-poi, who’s the bad one who’d throw them away?
Right, right, you’re a good kid
Ah, ah (Don’t ask me at this part. Because I have NOOO idea what he said. xD)

Every day pon
Every time is pon
I wanna ride a merry-go-round
Every day pon
Every time is pon
That’s probably not such a good idea, h-how old are you?

It’s okay for it to come popping out
If that never happens, it gets boring, doesn’t it?
I put on my headphones and get lost in the rhythm
And my own path opens up with a way-way

Pon-pon-way-way-way
Way-way-pon-way-pon-pon-bchleah

Won-chon-penus-penus-pe- SORRY!

Wey-nyan-nyan-nyan-neko-neko-neko-bu-bu-ta-bu-bu-chi-momo-YA-YAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Gero: Waaa~ That was bad… I’m really sorry